In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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