what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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