maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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