The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
why do cheetos always look like penises
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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