i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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