she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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