Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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