no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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