Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
How naked do you want me to be?
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