So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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