Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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