Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Im part way to drunk.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
