Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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