ya dads aren't the best wingmen
You're completely useless in the revolution.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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