Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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