Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
