Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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