what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
