how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We just shotgunned beers for America
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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