David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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