new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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