Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
what if I'm pregnant?
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He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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