i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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