Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
