Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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