She announced her abortion via fbk
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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