this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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