if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
BRING THE BAGELS
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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