these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just google imaged poop.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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