I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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