so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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