Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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