Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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