have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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