Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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