Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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