My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
NoShamevember. You game?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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