Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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