Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Shame - the story of my life.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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