Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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