He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Terrible idea I love it
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
