butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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