You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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