normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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