Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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