How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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