i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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