high people should be assigned attendants
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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