like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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