were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
