don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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